賜畀一個自以為是嘅女仔

The following post is written in Cantonese, and I'm posting it here because I don't want to embarrass this particular girl, who is so thick in the head that she doesn't even realise that her English is so atrociously bad that it embarrasses her. She just shoots her mouth off like an empty vessel and one may be forgiven to think that she has a pea in place of her brain.

She thinks I assume, but look who's talking? Assumptions never ever work for me. I have a feeling that she doesn't even know the meaning of 'assumption'. *faints* Don't strut with your nostrils so high up in the air. Nobody wants to see your bogey. I know you're reading. It just depends on whether you KNOW and UNDERSTAND what you're reading or not. I highly doubt your comprehension skills though, because you have shown that you don't possess an inkling of it.

Stop trying to act smart, because the mere thought of it makes my abdominal muscles cramp. Stop trying to act smart, because you've shown that you ain't. Stop trying to act smart, because you don't have the standard. Stop trying to act smart, because it makes you more unintelligent. Oh, may I also take the liberty to tell you that there is no such word as 'stupidest'? Go back to Primary 1 and get your English right first before you talk to me, won't you, babo? -.-'''

我本來係好聲好氣地同另外一個朋友講野，點知呢個女仔突然間出現，好'自以為是'地同我'理論'。

我唔係要誇自己，但我要承認自己嘅英文能力比其他人強好多。我雖然有時會用返Singlish，但我嘅寫作能力係我嘅驕傲。雖然喺中一，二，我嘅英文成績處喺B3，A2嗰度，但自從升咗中三以後到A水准考試，我英文一直都攞咗A1同咪A。我知所有人都有自己嘅強項，我亦都唔會利用其他人嘅弱點嚟嘲笑他人。但呢個女子，我真係忍無可忍。佢留言嘅時候，態度真係好自滿。我本來唔想理佢，但佢竟然好巴閉地話我無資格話《潛行狙擊》唔值得睇。大小姐，我真係服咗你囉，我幾時講嗰部戲唔值得睇呀？我講都無講半句聲囉。而且雖然我無睇，但我其實係好期待呢部戲，因為我鍾意Laughing哥。你口口聲聲話你只係留言啫，並唔惡意，但你真係無資格話我囉。你算老幾呀？大家點要聽你話？我點要聽你話？你啱晒咩？

佢英文唔好我無怪佢，但佢竟然想侮辱我嘅智慧，想愴你個心啊！你以為我唔知你係邊位，但其實我知，我全部都知。我好似無同其他人講，但事到如今，我講出嚟嚇親你，你講好唔好？我blog其實安裝一個好特別嘅程序。所有入我blog嘅人，我知佢哋喺邊度上網； 我甚至知佢哋用咩電腦，咩手機，咩網絡瀏覽器嚟入我嘅blog。所以，你以為你可以隱瞞你嘅身份，但事實上，我咩都知。以前我無拆穿你嘅身份，但並唔代表我唔知你係邊個。你即管換名，多個花名應該會幾好玩嘅噃。

我通常都唔會利用其他人嘅弱點嚟嘲笑他人，但你真係應得嘅。除咗呢個方法，我諗唔到有咩其他方法對付你。想同我鬥咀，搞掂你嘅英文先喇。我真係唔想講，但你嘅英文真係麻麻地。我懷疑係你喺英文嘅不足導致你誤會，睇唔明我所寫嘅野。或者你真係睇唔明我'深奧'嘅英文，只係理直氣壯嘅回复我，為自己狡辯，真係可憐呀。以你嘅言行舉止嚟睇，喺我眼中，你係噉嘅一個人。

你以為我嬲緊你，但你真係錯晒。我何必嬲你啫？以你嘅水準，你都唔佩，你都唔值得。我只係覺得你都幾好笑，想畀大家睇下你有幾幼稚，幾無知咋。

我囂張？唔夠你囂。我嘥時間？唔夠你嘥，因為你要花時間冧下我到底想講緊乜。

你身稱自己識廣東話，我先至會用廣東話嚟同你傾喎。你夠叻嘅話，你應該會明我想講咩。

但以你嘅個性嚟睇，我估呢啲只係你自己晒料咋。

想同我鬥，你慳啲喇，因為我可以話畀你聽，你真係未夠班囉。

今次將會係我最後一次同你講。以後你鍾意講乜就講乜，我睬你都傻。你再留嗰啲留言，我留返啖氣暖下肚好過，費事睬你。